drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

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HOES BE LIKE: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME

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GOD BE LIKE: HOE

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Orlando, who was dining with Leonardo DiCaprio at the Cipriani restaurant on Wednesday night, was very, very angry, when Justin, who didn’t have a reservation at the eatery, approached their table to try to talk to the actors.

DiCaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand, leading Bieber to provoke a fight which saw Bloom jump over a sofa to get at the 20-year-old Baby singer at the restaurant.

"

(x) this just keeps getting better

dicaprio had proceeded to shoo away the pop singer with his hand

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god, bieber is such a prick

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mangomamita:

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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lunablivion:

Can anyone else not wait until Fall so they can return to dressing in clothes that they actually like?

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" You do not need pasta. "
Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

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this is the the greatest thing ive ever read

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BUT WAITimage

…it gets better

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